On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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