I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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