That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
