Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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