that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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