Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Randomize
