Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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