stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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