I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
