Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
that's an acceptable place to lick
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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