She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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