'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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