i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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