there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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