Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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