What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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