Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
3pm strippers are depressing
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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