yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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