how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
