yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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