so explain again why im purple
no
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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