I hate all girls vehemently.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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