i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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