People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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