Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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