how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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