his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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