i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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