It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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