Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
there is puke in my bra ... again
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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