This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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