i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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