Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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