so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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