he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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