Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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