I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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