5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
