dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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