Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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