need another drink. this is the easiest way
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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