Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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