...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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