don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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