Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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