I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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