apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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