We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I would ride that face into the sunset
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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