Cold hands, warm shart.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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