so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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