when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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