Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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