**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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