is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize