Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I'm always down for nudity.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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