omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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