i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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